Training Services
Our training services will teach you how to use Acme products without causing too much chaos. We'll cover the basics, like how to put on an invisibility cloak and how to avoid creating a black hole in your backyard.
Training Programs
- Invisibility Cloak 101: Learn how to use your invisibility cloak without getting stuck in a wall.
- Time Travel Safety: Discover how to navigate the space-time continuum without causing a paradox.
- Rocket-Powered Shoe Racing: Master the art of racing with our rocket-powered shoes (helmet not included).
Why Train with Acme?
- Our trainers are certified mad scientists
- We have a 50% survival rate (which is pretty good, all things considered)
- You'll get a free Acme product of your choice upon completion (if you survive)