Support Services
When your Acme products inevitably malfunction, our support team is here to help. We'll do our best to resolve your issue, or at least provide a good excuse for why it happened.
Support Options
- Phone Support: Call us anytime, day or night. We'll be sure to put you on hold for at least an hour.
- Email Support: Send us an email, and we'll respond within 3-5 business days (or whenever we feel like it).
- Live Chat: Chat with one of our support agents in real-time. Just don't expect them to be helpful.
Common Issues
- Invisibility cloak only works when no one is looking
- Teleportation device leaves your clothes behind
- Rocket-powered shoes won't stop