Development Services
Our development team will build anything you can imagine, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. From invisibility cloaks to portable black holes, we've got the skills to make it happen.
Our Process
- Gather your absurd requirements
- Ignore the laws of physics
- Build a prototype (may or may not explode)
- Test the product (preferably in a remote location)
- Ship it and hope for the best
Our Track Record
- Developed the world's first time machine (only goes forward in time, at a rate of 1 second per second)
- Created an AI-powered toaster that can predict the future (but only for bread-related events)
- Built a rocket-powered office chair (perfect for those long meetings)